I think I have "The Waitresses" album! I love "Christmas Rapping".
"Had his number, but never the time, past through most of '81 down along those lines"
My favorite part of the song:
"A&P has provided me with the world's smallest turkey
already in the oven, nice and hot
oh damn, guess what I forgot!
So, on with the coat and out in the snow
to the only all-night grocery
to what to my wandering eyes did appear
on line was the guy I was chasing all year!"
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, wouldn't miss this one this year!