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TerrencePTuffyLSA69

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“A lie told often enough becomes the truth.”  Lenin


What is the truth?
We live in a very confused era in history. A lot of people think truth is relative. A lot of people would take the position that, well, if it's good for you, fine, but there is another truth good for me, but there is no absolute truth. There is no objective moral good and evil. In other words, truth becomes a subjective construct. Whatever is convenient, whatever fits in with your contemporary lifestyle, however disordered and degenerated it may be. Like: Pornography is free speech. Abortion is pro-choice. Gay marriage.

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Truth is Justice and the American Way!!!!
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Being a late comer to this site, I realize this info might have already been posted. That said, http://www.thebreastcancersite.com, click on that once a day and help sponsor mammographies for those in need, http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com, a click a day helps sponsor animals in shelters.

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Bill, neither website works.
When I clicked them I got the same message:
Oops! We can't find the webpage you're looking for.

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Russell, try again.

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I got it this time.


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Online tool for speed reading:

http://www.spreeder.com/


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. Like: Pornography is free speech. Abortion is pro-choice. Gay marriage.

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   Or compassionate conservatives or military intelligence.

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"



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-- whether real or not, very clever!  

 

 

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

 

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In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

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At a Proctologist's door:

'To expedite your visit, please back in.'

 

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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

 

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

 

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On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

 

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

 

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At a Towing company:

'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

 

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

 

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

 

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On a Maternity Room door:

'Push. Push. Push.'

 

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At an Optometrist's Office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

 

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On a Taxidermist's window:

'We really know our stuff.'

 

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On a Fence:

'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

 

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At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

 

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

 

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

 

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At the Electric Company

'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.'

 

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In a Restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

 

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

 

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At a Propane Filling Station:

'Thank heaven for little grills.'

 

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

 

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

 

'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'

 

 


 

 


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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

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Hershey's "Kissables" No Longer Considered Milk Chocolate


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My Best Sander Can Beat Your Circular Saw

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The bottom purple line is the price of a barrel of crude oil per ounce of gold (if you wanted to use gold to pay for a barrel of oil). As you can see, that line is stable, and has been for the entirety of the graph, which is about 7 years.
The top two lines are the price of oil in relation to currency (blue is the Dollar and the red is the Euro). Those lines show that the cost of oil has been going up in relation to currency only. What this chart makes obvious is that the value of oil has not been increasing in real terms, currency has just been decreasing in value.

To view the whole article, go to http://www.ridelust.com/the-real-price-of-oil-dollars-gold-and-the-price-of-tea-in-china/


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Sucks worse than the price going up or the contents shrinking.


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