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I haven't gotten any spiritual knowledge or insight. Just because you say it doesn't make it so. I'm finished on this topic.
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Barry my lad no offense intended but somehow I feel you get squelched a lot !!
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?A. Flintstones vitaminsB. The buttmasterC. SpaghettiD. Wonder BreadE. Orange JuiceF. MilkG. Cod Liver Oil2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...A. Sugar Ray RobinsonB. Roy OrbisonC. Gene AutryD. Rudolph ValentinoE. FabianF. Mickey MantleG. Cassius Clay3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, "We have met the enemy and...A. It's youB. He is usC. It's the GrinchD. He wasn't homeE. He's really meanF. We quitG. He surrendered4. Good night, David.A. Good night, ChetB. Sleep wellC. Good Night, IreneD. Good Night, GracieE. See you later, alligatorF. Until tomorrowG. Good night, Steve5. You'll wonder where the yellow went,A. When you use TideB. When you lose your crayonsC. When you clean your tubD. If you paint the room blueE. If you buy a soft water tankF. When you use Lady ClairolG. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend,
A. Stuart Whitman B. Randolph Scott C. Steve Reeves D. Maynard G. Krebbs E. Corky B. Dork F. Dave the Whale G. Zippy Zoo7. Liar, liar...A. You're a liarB. Your nose is growingC. Pants on fireD. Join the choirE. Jump up higherF. On the wireG. I'm telling Mom8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...A. WheatiesB. Lois LaneC. TV ratin gsD. World peaceE. Red tightsF. The American wayG. News headlines9 . Hey, kids, what time is it?A. It's time for Yogi BearB. It's time to do your homeworkC. It's Howdy Doody TimeD. It's Time for Romper RoomE. It's bedtimeF. The Mighty Mouse HourG. Scoopy Doo Ti me10. Lions and tigers and bears...A. YikesB. Oh noC. Gee whizD. I'm scaredE. Oh MyF. Help HelpG. Let's run11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone
A. Over 40 B. Wearing a uniform C. Carrying a briefcase D. Over 30 E. You don't know F. Who says, "Trust me"G. Who eats tofu12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings.A. Troy AikmanB. Kenny StablerC. Joe NamathD. Roger StaubackE. Joe MontanaF. Steve YoungG. John Elway13. Brylcream...A. Smear it onB. You'll smell greatC. Tame that cowlickD. Greaseball hea venE. It's a dreamF. We're your teamG. A little dab'll do ya14. I found my thrill...A. In Blueberry muffinsB. With my man, BillC. Down at the millD. Over the windowsillE. With thyme and dillF. Too late to enjoyG. On Blueberry Hill15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by
A. Clark Gable B. Mary Martin C. Doris Day D. Errol Flynn E. Sally Fields F. Jim Carey G. Jay Leno16. Name the BeatlesA. John, Steve, George , RingoB. John, Paul, George , RoscoeC. John, Paul, Stacey, RingoD. Jay, Paul, George , RingoE. Lewis, Peter, George , RingoF. Jason, Betty, Skipper, HazelG. John, Paul, George , Ringo17. I wonder, wonder, wonder, whoA. Who ate the leftovers?B. Who did the laundry?C. Was it you?D. Who wrote the book of love?E. Who I am?F. Passed the test?G. Knocked on the door?18. I'm strong to the finishA. Cause I eats my broccoliB. Cause I eats me spinachC. Cause I lift weightsD. Cause I'm the heroE. And don't you forget itf. Cause Olive Oyl loves meg. To outlast Bruto19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today..
a. Smile, you're on Candid Camerab. Smile, you're on Star Searchc. Smile, you won the lotteryd. Smile, we're watching youe. Smile, the world sees youf. Smile, you're a hitg. Smile, you're on TV20. What do M & M's do?
a. Make your tummy happyb. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket c. Make you fat d. Melt your heart e. Ma ke you popular f. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand g. Come in colorsOkay, now scroll down for the answers!Okay, that's it. Here are the correct answers.1 d - Wonder Bread2 g - Cassius Clay3 b - He Is Us4 a - Good night, Chet5 g - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs7 c - Pants On Fire8 f - The American Way9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time10 e - Oh My11 d - Over 3012 c - Joe Namath13 g - A little dab'll do ya14 g - On Blueberry Hill15 b - Mary Martin16 g - John, Paul, George , Ringo17 d - Who wrote the book of Love18 b - Cause I eats me spinach19 a - Smile, you're on Candid Camera20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone
A. Over 40 B. Wearing a uniform C. Carrying a briefcase D. Over 30 E. You don't know F. Who says, "Trust me"11 d - Over 30
Also #17, is not exactly written correctly. You wrote:
PICKY! PICKY! PICKY!
It doesn't claim that Dylan coined the phrase, but only advised us to 'never trust anyone over thirty.' (Except of course Gators from 66.)
First I didn't right it only cut & paste. Also, I'm not sure that question 17 refers to the version by the Monotones. The Carpenters did a version that left out altogether the immortal "boo doo who" (But I can't think find any version that goes "I wonder, wonder, wonder". Twice is the norm.)
Some think stockings and panty hose are synonymous.
PICKY, GUYS, PICKY!
"Maybe you should go back to battling liberals"
I'm seriously thinking about discussing Mrs. O'Bama's pride; and also the 'greatest' president of our lifetime's and his wife's refusal to release their tax information, who funded his foundation and library, and his role in obtaining mining agreements from foreign countries in exchange for cash.
In On My Honor, Texas governor Rick Perry, through the legacy of the Boy Scouts of America, takes dead aim at the moral relativism of the secular humanist movement, indicting its corrosive impact on the culture. Examining the left's legal assaults on the Boy Scouts of America -- which span more than 30 years -- Perry offers prescient insight into the multi-faceted war, which pits the proponents of traditional American values against the radical leftist movement that seeks to tear down our social foundations.
On My Honor underscores the depth to which the culture warriors of the left will go to force their secular humanist minority view upon American society and revered American institutions. It is a revealing look at a culture war that rages close to the surface of American life, and it is a must read for any American concerned that our society is slipping from the high moral ground of liberty to the valley of license.
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