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laguna_b

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Reply with quote  #61 
Saw this posted on a discussion.....
To be a Republican:
You need to believe:
1. You are not a complete ASSHOLE, just a half ASS.
2. George W. Bush is not completely full of SHIT. There is still room in that empty head for more SHIT.
3. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
4. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a
bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did
business with him, and
a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
Laden" diversion.
5. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but
trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.
6. The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N.
resolutions against Iraq.
7. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but
multi-national drug corporations can make decisions
affecting all
mankind without regulation.
8. The best way to improve military morale is to
praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and
combat pay.
9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.
11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound
policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and
insurance companies
have the best interests of the public at heart.
12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are
junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
13. A president lying about an extramarital affair
is a impeachable
offense, but a president lying to enlist support for
a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.
14. Government should limit itself to the powers
named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages
and censoring
the Internet.
15. The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our
business.
16. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a
crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and
you need our prayers
for your recovery.
17. Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every
Republican ever born, who
will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
18. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital
national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.
19. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and
blame them for
wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the
quail.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican

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Reply with quote  #62 

Come on, guys!!!  The election is over.  Can't we have a break from

this caustic commentary.  It is becoming a bit tiresome and overbearing.

Let's honor our Veterans tomorrow and take the weekend off from the

political attacks.  PLEASE!!!

 

SAMMY67

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Reply with quote  #63 

Just give them a little while to unwind.


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