Registered: 1141864032 Posts: 2,912
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Saw this posted on a discussion.....
To be a Republican: You need to believe: 1. You are not a complete ASSHOLE, just a half ASS. 2. George W. Bush is not completely full of SHIT. There is still room in that empty head for more SHIT. 3. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. 4. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion. 5. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. 6. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. 7. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. 8. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. 9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. 10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money. 11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart. 12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. 13. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. 14. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet. 15. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. 16. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery. 17. Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.) 18. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant. 19. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail. Friends don't let friends vote Republican __________________ REAL Patriots Defend The Constitution!
Registered: 1107571999 Posts: 1,001
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Come on, guys!!! The election is over. Can't we have a break from
this caustic commentary. It is becoming a bit tiresome and overbearing.
Let's honor our Veterans tomorrow and take the weekend off from the
political attacks. PLEASE!!!
Registered: 1107477211 Posts: 2,684
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Just give them a little while to unwind.
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