Many of you may not know that our ColoradoKid loves to play golf when he's not skiing down the Rockies.
A few years back, he was on his way to play Casa de Campo in the Dominican Republic but his small plane hit a storm and went down leaving him stranded on a small island. After several weeks, he's sitting on the beach when a beautiful woman in a wet suit steps ashore.
She sees him, and asks what happened.
"Am I glad to see you. I have been stranded here for six weeks."
"My God," she says, "you must be thirsty, would you like something to drink?"
So the woman opens up a zipper on her sleeve and pulls out a cold bottle of beer.
CK is dumbfounded as he opens the bottle and drinks away.
She then says, "You must be pretty hungry too?"
Again he watches amazed as she opens the zipper on her other sleeve and this times pull out a prosciutto and provolone hero on crusty Italian bread.
He takes it from her and takes a large bite. He's in heaven.
As he chews away, she says, "Hmmm, if you've been here for six weeks there is probably something else that you've been missing. Do you want to play around?"
With that, she pulls down the zipper on the front of her wet suit.
CK's eyes go wide and he exclaims, "My goodness, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"